Decode Your Metabolism
Imagine feeling like yourself again.
Energy that lasts past 3pm. The weight finally moving. A medication list that shrinks — not grows.
It starts with understanding what's actually driving this — instead of just managing it.
Decode Your Metabolism — $299Real value $1,004 · 5 spots open this month
U.S. only · not available in New York
Right now, though
This is probably where you are today.
—You've got a diagnosis — pre-diabetes, type 2, high blood pressure, high cholesterol — and a prescription to match.
—You're wiped out by mid-afternoon. The weight won't move, no matter how "good" you are.
—Every visit ends the same way: another medication, nothing better.
—Nobody's told you why. Just "your age." "Your genetics." "It happens."
—You're doing everything right — and still just managing a problem, not solving it.
—And underneath it all, this thing is running your life.
None of this is in your head. And none of it is your fault.
“Michael helped me lose 45 pounds in under six months and get rid of my cravings. My joint inflammation feels like it’s completely gone, and I’m finally sleeping through the night without waking up sweating.”
“I’d been fighting type 2 diabetes, fatigue, and digestive issues, and suspected my thyroid — but my doctors kept blaming everything on the diabetes. Michael heard me out and ran labs that explained what was going on: my thyroid was under-functioning. My fatigue and bloating were gone within a couple of months, and I’ve been able to get off multiple medications. Knowing why I wasn’t feeling well — and having the tools to fix it — was beyond worth it.”
Here's the real problem
Your labs aren't telling you the whole truth.
They were enough to hand you a label — and a prescription.
But not the part that actually matters: why it's happening, and what's driving it.
"It's your age." "It's your genetics." Those aren't answers — they're where the conversation stopped.
This isn't on your doctor. A fifteen-minute visit and a standard panel were never built to find the root. The fix isn't a different doctor — it's a deeper read.
“I thought I ate healthy, but my blood pressure was high, my weight kept climbing, and I was always tired. Michael ran bloodwork that finally showed what was actually driving it — things my regular checkups never looked at. Three months later I’d lost 25 pounds, my energy and sleep were back, and my numbers improved so much that my doctor lowered my blood pressure medication.”
So here's the fix
Decode Your Metabolism.
One deep panel — the markers a standard checkup skips.
Then I read your results to you, line by line: what each number means, how they connect, and what's actually driving how you feel.
Plain English. Not a pamphlet. Not a rushed fifteen minutes.
Everything you get
What's included.
Comprehensive Metabolic Panel
The deep panel run at any Labcorp — fasting insulin, the full insulin-resistance picture, thyroid, ApoB, liver and inflammation markers.
Your Personalized Lab Review
A recorded walkthrough of your results, line by line. Rewatch it anytime.
Written Lab Summary (PDF)
Your results and what they mean, in writing — yours to keep and revisit.
While you wait for results
7-Day Blood Sugar Reset Meal Plan
A week of blood-sugar-steady meals, so you feel a difference right away.
Symptom Decoder Guide
Connect what you feel — fatigue, brain fog, bloat, poor sleep — to what's underneath.
Foundations First Guide
The few things that move the needle most when you're tired and overwhelmed.
We open 5 spots a month so every one gets my personal review.
U.S. only · not available in New York
“My doctor had no answers and gave up trying. After working with Michael, I have my energy back, I can move freely, and I get to play with my daughter without worrying I’ll crash later.”
What changes
Here's what it looks like on the other side.
→You finally know what's driving the fatigue, the weight, and the numbers that keep creeping.
→You've got a real starting point — not another guess.
→You walk into your next appointment ready for a real conversation about your labs and your meds.
→You stop spinning. You start moving — with data, not hope.
“For years I couldn’t lose weight — in fact, I was gaining. After working with Michael, I lost it, I felt better than I had in a long time, and a year later I’m still maintaining.”
“I reclaimed my life from what I’d been told was a ‘chronic disease’ — without needing pharmaceuticals. Michael gave me the clarity and education I needed to keep moving forward.”
Why trust me with this
I read these labs for a living.
Over a decade reading blood chemistry. Thousands of client panels.
I've trained 600+ practitioners to read it too — MDs, NDs, DOs, chiropractors, dietitians, nutritionists, and health coaches, licensed and not.
I built this because too many people get a diagnosis and a prescription — and never get the one thing that actually helps: a real understanding of what's driving it. That's what I'll give you.
“For over a decade I battled type 2 diabetes, cholesterol, high blood pressure, and weight — always told the fatigue was just a side effect, to keep taking my meds. Michael ran the bloodwork to find out why. My thyroid wasn’t working right — a common cause of being tired that no one had checked. The more we fixed my diet, the better I felt. I no longer take any medications, and I feel like a brand new person.”
“I’ve been able to exercise for the first time in three years. I can do things I couldn’t before — and even my friends and family are noticing.”
Before you ask
Questions, answered.
How is this different from the labs my doctor already ran?
Your doctor's labs named the problem — the diagnosis, the prescription. This goes deeper: the markers most panels skip, and the patterns between them, to show why it's happening. The diagnosis tells you what you have. This tells you what to do about it.
Will insurance cover it?
No — it's self-pay by design. You're paying for the deeper testing and the read that comes with it.
What if some of my numbers look "normal"?
"Normal" can still be misleading. We read research-backed functional ranges and the patterns between markers — so you get real insight even where individual numbers look fine.
Do I need to fast?
Yes — 10–12 hours, water encouraged. An early-morning draw makes it easiest.
How fast are results?
Typically 5–10 business days after your Labcorp draw.
I had labs done recently — can I use those?
Maybe. Most doctor-ordered panels miss the key markers we look at. Reach out and we'll check before you order.
Is this a one-time purchase?
Yes — one payment, no surprises. Ongoing coaching, if you want it later, is a separate choice you make then.
Your starting point
Stop guessing. Start with the truth.
You already have the diagnosis. The only question is whether you understand what's driving it — and what to do about it, beyond one more prescription.
Decode Your Metabolism — $299Real value $1,004 · 5 spots open this month
U.S. only · not available in New York
What happens after
And if you want to go further…
Decode is where you find out what's really driving this. For the people who decide they don't just want to understand it — they want to change it — there's a next step, with real support behind it. But first things first. This is where it starts.
